This is an actual application for a job which was made to advisory office of Mc Donalds in France.
1-Name, Surname : Herve Jancqueur
2-Age : 28
3-Desired Position : If possible horizontal position. But seriously what evet it is. If i had the chance to be picky then i wouldn't be here applying now.
4-Desired Salary : 800.000 Franc year salary + %3 of company stock. If this is not possible then make me an offer and i will let you know yes or no.
5-Education : Yes.
6-Last Position Held : To be the target of sadist chief and serve as a guinea pig.
7-Amount of your previous salary : Less than i am worth.
8-Most notable achivements : A great collection of the stolen pens.
9-The reason for leaving : Go back to question 6 please.
10-Available work : Of course, anytime.
11-Preffered hours : Monday, Tuesday and Thursday between 1 and 3 pm.
12-Do you have any outstanding features : Yes, some people say so but can we talk about it in a more romantic place than a fast food ?
13-Do you have any physical conditions that would prohibit from lifting up more than 20 kg? : Depends on what i carry.
14-Do you have a car? : Yes but the question is wrong. You should ask ' do you have any car that runs. Then my answer would be different.
15- Have you ever got any medal or won a competiton ?: I don't have any medal but i won small amounts in the loterry for a few times.
16-Do you smoke? : If i can get any cigarettes from somebody.
17- What would you like to be doing in 5 years : Living in the Bahamas with a wealthy sexy blonde top model who adores me and thinks that i am the greatest thing since sliced bread. If you know any other way of how to do then i can do it without waiting for 5 years.
18- What did make you apply for this job : For this question i have 2 answers not related with each other. First one is humanism and desire to make a contribution to consumers eat well. Second reason is I am deeply involved in debt.
Result... He got the job :)
Sometimes being honest works!
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