Benefits of cigarette

Don't say that there isn't any benefits of cigarette. Here are some benefits of it which are surprisingly true:)

-Person, who smokes, is never bitten by any dog because he/she carries a walking stick with him/her.

-He is never robbed because he coughs till morning.

-No insect dares to come on his body because it smells nicotin.

-He doesn't get tired too much because he knows that he won't be able to take breath very well due to gasp of breath.

-He doesn't have any difficulty by walking because he is being showed around by wheel chair.

-He never becomes old because he reaches easily to the people who died.

-He gets a different colour in his face.Like sallow teeth and moustache.

-He feels himself like a bird because in later years due to blood circulation dificiency, first their fingers then hands and legs are cut:)