15 Reasons to say "Thanks God I am a Guy"!

-A small bag is enough for 5 days holiday.

-Your telephone conversations take just 30 seconds.

-Your friends never care about your weight.

-You don't spend your hours in hairdresser.

-Your ass is never a criteria to get the job.

-You overcome your toilet needs faster than females.

-When you get older you can use viagra.

-In 10 minutes you can take shover, shave and get dressed.

-You can go to toilet without a group of friends.

-You have advantage in front of your woman boss.

-You always keep your surname when you marry.

-Just 3 pairs of shoes would be enough for you.

-Your charisma gathers with gray hair and face lifts.

-You open all canned foods(conserves) by yourself.

-Even you're very ugly, you can always find someone who likes you(bkz: Quassimado).