Τρίτη, 19 Φεβρουαρίου 2008

15 Reasons to say "Thanks God I am a Guy"!


-A small bag is enough for 5 days holiday.
-Your telephone conversations take just 30 seconds.
-Your friends never care about your weight.
-You don't spend your hours in hairdresser.
-Your ass is never a criteria to get the job.
-You overcome your toilet needs faster than females.
-When you get older you can use viagra.
-In 10 minutes you can take shover, shave and get dressed.
-You can go to toilet without a group of friends.
-You have advantage in front of your woman boss.
-You always keep your surname when you marry.
-Just 3 pairs of shoes would be enough for you.
-Your charisma gathers with gray hair and face lifts.
-You open all canned foods(conserves) by yourself.
-Even you're very ugly, you can always find someone who likes you(bkz: Quassimado).

5 σχόλια:

administrator είπε...

σωστό again

Burcu είπε...

:) hey administrator it has been 10 times i warned you to make comments in english:)

Νίκος Κ. είπε...

ένιωσα μια περηφάνια ξαφνικά :-p

agiannis είπε...

and ...You always pay for everything

Carlos είπε...

Hi guys,have a nice weekend.Cheers.