Τρίτη, 13 Ιανουαρίου 2009

WHAT DOES POLITICS MEAN ?


A secondary school student asks his dad :

- Dad, our teacher wanted us to search about what does politics mean. Could you tell me what does politics mean?

Dad tries to find an appropriate answer to son's question and says :

-Look dear, i want you to keep the words in your mind which i'm gonna tell you, ok? I am a salary earner, we call this as capitalism , it's your mother who decides how to spend our money and we call this as government . In fact both your mother and i endeavour for you ; you're folk. The nanny who looks after your little brother is working class. And think that your brother is the future . This is enough for now to learn, tomorrow in the breakfast i'm gonna teach you what politics mean.

The son keeps them in his mind and goes to bed. But at midnight he wakes up owing to his brother's cry. When he goes to near him he sees that he's soiled. He goes his mom's room but she sleeps deeply and doesn't wake up. Then he goes to nanny's room and he sees that dad and nanny is making love and don't care about him.

There's nothing to do with him and he goes back to his bed.

Next day in the breakfast, he says tell his dad :

-Dad, i understood what politics mean.

Dad says :

-Really? Tell me what's it?

-Capitalism f*cks working class and by the way the government is sleeping. Nobody cares about folk and the future is in sh*t...


9 σχόλια:

Internation Musing είπε...

I voted for the Party of Animals in the Netherlands, represented with 2 seats in the Dutch Parliament of 150 seats..))
Yeah, they are great..))

angelos είπε...

xexe.. it' s very good

The villager: είπε...

An interesting insight into politics, Burcu !

Burcu είπε...

Hans: I love the logo of "partij voor de dieren" if its the right one.
A cow with a flower on its mouth :)

Angelos: Thanks, you know the original is always more funny but when i translate it, it doesn't taste same as in Turkish. But you know Turks and Greeks have almost similar sense of humour right?
Amaan Yavrum Amaan Kuzum :)

Burcu είπε...

@ Villager : Yes, true. And unfortunately almost same in many countries.
Thanks for your nice visit.

Amel's Realm είπε...

HUA HA HA HA HA HA HA...oh my goodness!!! This is really crazily funny! ;-D

Max είπε...

Hey Burcu,

This joke is a classic. I heard it a lot while growing up...

I hope all is well with you :)!

Cheers

Burcu είπε...

@ Amel: Yes dear, i laughed a lot when i read it first time. :)

@Max : Hi Max, how nice to see you again! I didn't know that it's a classic among other countries. I'm surprised.
Everything is okay with me, keeping cool thanks! :)

Internation Musing είπε...

Yep Burcu, Partij van de Dieren..)))