MEN ARE ANGELS. WHY ? HERE ITS PROOF!

One day, a forester drops his axe into lake when he is cutting woods. When he shouts "oh my god" a fairy appears and asks forester:

"Why are you shouting?"

Forester says he has dropped his axe into lake and he needs it because he earns money with his axe. The fairy dives into lake and comes back with a gold axe in her hand and asks forester:

"Is this your axe?" "

"No" says forester.

Fairy dives again and comes back with a silver axe and asks:

"Is this your axe?"

"No" says forester.

The fairy dives into lake third time and comes back with an iron axe in her hand and asks:

"Is this your axe?"

"Yes, this one is mine" answers forester.

Fairy likes his being honest and gives him all 3 axes. Forester turns back home with happiness. After a while, when forester is walking around the lake with his wife, she falls in lake. The forester shouts "oh my god!". The fairy appears and asks man :

"Why are you shouting?"

"My wife has fallen into lake" says forester.

The fairy dives into lake and comes back with Jennifer Lopez. And asks man:

"Is she your wife?"

"Yes" answers forester.

Fairy gets angry and says:

"No, you are lying. It's not true".

And then forester begins to explain:

"I'm sorry but here's a misunderstanding. If i had said "no" for Jennifer Lopez, then you would have come back with Catherine Zeta-Jones. If i had said "no" for her as well, next time you would come back with my wife and give all 3 of them to me. I am a poor man and i can't afford to be responsible of them. That's why i told "yes" for Jennifer Lopez".

When a guy lies there is always a valid and respectable reason for it. And this is always for benefit of others...