Δευτέρα, 8 Σεπτεμβρίου 2008

Funny Judicial Records


As i've been working in a law office since a week, i have some lawyer friends who came across many funny judicial records during their court cases...Here are some of them, i hope you like them...

Question: What's your date of birth?
Answer : 15 th of July.
Question: Which year?
Answer : Everyyear


Question: Does your illness have any affect on your health?
Answer : Yes
Question: How does it effect?
Answer : I forget the things.
Question: Could you give us an example of the things that you forget? For instance, how old is your son?
Answer : He is 38 or 35...I don't remember really.
Question: And how long has he been living with you?
Answer : For 45 years.


Question: What was the first thing that your husband told you when he had woken up?
Answer : It was "where am i, Canan?"
Question : And why did this disturb you?
Answer : Because my name is Suzan!


Question : How did your first marriage end?
Answer : By death.
Question : Who did die?

Question : Could you describe the robber?
Answer : He had moustache and he was tall...
Question : Was it a man or woman?


Question : Do you remember the exact time that you started autopsy?
Answer : It was 6.30
Question : The man was dead, right?
Answer : No, he was sitting on the table and asking me why i am doing this autopsy...

5 σχόλια:

agiannis είπε...

xexe ....he third one is very good....but it isn't determined whether Canan is a males or a females' name....

KitsosMitsos είπε...

Μερικές από τις ερωταπαντήσεις είναι απλώς κορυφαίες! χαχαχα!

irene είπε...

really nice!!
especially that with the autopsy!!

ARA είπε...

wuuuaaa..!!!
A FOREIGNER.!!!

hhehe...:)
just kidding..even shocked. Nice to know you!!! and would you pleased to trade our link? i'll very happy if you want it!

Sorry, but, how can you come in to my blog??

ARA είπε...

I LIKE THIS JOKE!