Funny Judicial Records

As i've been working in a law office since a week, i have some lawyer friends who came across many funny judicial records during their court cases...Here are some of them, i hope you like them...

Question: What's your date of birth?
Answer : 15 th of July.
Question: Which year?
Answer : Everyyear


Question: Does your illness have any affect on your health?
Answer : Yes
Question: How does it effect?
Answer : I forget the things.
Question: Could you give us an example of the things that you forget? For instance, how old is your son?
Answer : He is 38 or 35...I don't remember really.
Question: And how long has he been living with you?
Answer : For 45 years.


Question: What was the first thing that your husband told you when he had woken up?
Answer : It was "where am i, Canan?"
Question : And why did this disturb you?
Answer : Because my name is Suzan!


Question : How did your first marriage end?
Answer : By death.
Question : Who did die?

Question : Could you describe the robber?
Answer : He had moustache and he was tall...
Question : Was it a man or woman?


Question : Do you remember the exact time that you started autopsy?
Answer : It was 6.30
Question : The man was dead, right?
Answer : No, he was sitting on the table and asking me why i am doing this autopsy...