Παρασκευή, 26 Δεκεμβρίου 2008

GOVERNMENT TYPES


I found some government types which is related with milk & cows!

Communism : If you have 2 cows, the government takes both of them and gives you free milk.

Fascism : If you have 2 cows, the government takes both of them and sells you milk.

Nazism : If you have 2 cows, the government takes both of them and executes you by shooting.

Theocracy : If you have 2 cows, the government takes both of them and directs you for milk pray.

Bureaucracy : If you have 2 cows, the government takes both of them and kill one of the cows then throws the bucket.
Democracy : If you have 2 cows, the government takes both of them and the cows start striking against them.

If you live in Turkey, the government takes both of the cows and you owe 4 cows to government.

10 σχόλια:

Amel's Realm είπε...

HUA HA HA HA HA...this is HILARIOUS, Burcu! THANKS for sharing! ;-D Happy weekend!

Carlos είπε...

I've heard that in Russia one farmer had two cows and after counting them he found out he had 5.Then he counted again and realized that after all he had 8 - he was so pleased that he went to the store to buy another bottle of Vodka.

Happy New Year to you all.

Blur Ting είπε...

haha, thanks! That was very educational and put in a way I could understand!

Max είπε...

Hey Burcu!

LOL LOL LOL LOL excellent analogies!! I loved it!!

I hope your Christmas Eve went well (with your colleagues)! :D

I wish you a Happy New Year! May 2009 bring you loads fo joy, love and all that is good on earth *hug*!

Cheers

TeddyBoy είπε...

Haha, if you live in Greece the government shoots the youngest and the other one is protesting!

Happy new year Burcu!

Burcu είπε...

@Carlos : Hey thanks a lot for your share. It looks similar to mine!
Regards

@Blur Ting : This theories were written in Turkish and i translated them into English to present your concern.

@ Max : I love these kind of analogies as well. You know they are true and formed into very funny expressions. Thanks a lot for your wishes Max! Same to you :)

@Teddyboy: :) I got your message, and it's very cleverly one, i must accept! Very good job!

Happy new year all!

angelos είπε...

xexe..very good.
i think we ve got nazism in Greece.
they kill you "by accident".

Internation Musing είπε...

Happy 2009 to all of you..!!
kindest
hans

Ardent είπε...

Burcu, the analogies made me laugh out loud.

Happy New Year to you.
:)

Burcu είπε...

@Ardent : Thanks a lot for your visit. Yes i laughed a lot when i had read it. But the thing i laughed most is the face of cow :)

Have a nice day!!!