Δευτέρα 5 Ιανουαρίου 2009

Turtle


4 turtles decide to go to picnic. They make their preparations and hit the trail. 1 year, 2 years,5 years, 10 years , in the end 30 years later they arrive at the picnic area. They put everything that brought with them to the table. But there's something they forgot. The bottle opener. Only solution is ; one of them will go home and pick the opener and come back. Naturally, the youngest turtle is chosen to go.

The youngest turtle says: "Ok i'll go but promise me! You'll eat any of these meals until i come back". The others accept it and youngest turtles goes.

Lapse of 20 years, one of old turtles feels sick and it's about to die. There's nothing to do with this old turtle. And then its friends ask him "is there any wish of before you die"?

And it says:

-"Altough we promised the young turtle, what if i eat some of those foods ?"

The other turtles can't say no and accept its final wish. And say "ok you can eat".

But when the old turtle is about to eat the food, young turtle jumps out the tree and shouts :

" I knew it!!! I knew it... I'm not going!!!

2 σχόλια:

The villager: είπε...

Nice turtle joke !

Amel είπε...

BWA HA HA HA HA HA...This is plain crazy hi hi hi hi...